Just because a womanâE™s famous for her looks doesnâE™t automatically make her an idiot.But these 10 lovely ladies sure make that a difficult argument to back-up.Throughout their careers, these hot-bodied babes have been proving that you can be successful without having to have a fully functioning frontal lobe.
Paris HiltonPeople like to argue that Paris Hilton is actually a business wizard. But really, sheâE™s just has rich girl street smarts. (i.e. she knows which bag is going to be âEśhotâEť - and then makes it âEśhotâEť by saying itâE™s fcuking âEśhot.âEť
But if you donâE™t know how to use a shovel or fry an egg, then thereâE™s something wrong with your brain. Even a three-year-old knows how to use a shovel.
Sarah PalinWeâE™re not saying Sarah Palin has a low IQ. SheâE™s the governor of Alaska, for ChristâE™s sake! But she sure does say (and do) some of the dumbest shit. Obviously, the infamous interview with Katie Couric was a political abomination, her debate performance could have been better executed by a tree stump, and she didnâE™t know that Africa was a continent.
To top it all off, she just brought charges of yet another ethics violation against herself by âEśimproperly mixing official duties and political broader political ambitions,âEť when she gave a national interview to Fox News. And while she was doing all this, she and her family were looting McCainâE™s campaign bank for over $150,000. What, did she think nobody would notice?
Jessica SimpsonIt doesnâE™t take much to convince someone a blond is stupid. In fact, if youâE™re blond, it takes a lot more to convince people younot. And it especially takes a lot if you have a TV crew following you around, recording your every move. But the thing is, if youâE™re even a little bit stupid and you let people record your every move, THATâE™S FâE™ING STUPID! I donâE™t care what it does for your career, after having gems like JessicaâE™s Chicken of the Sea line, IâE™m sorry, but people are going to think youâE™re an idiot. Sure can fill out a bikini top, though.
Ashley DupreUm, sheâE™s a whore - not that thereâE™s anything wrong with that. But as noble a profession as whoring is, nobody can argue it requires an above average IQ to Scuk dlck for a living. And if going down on strangers is what youâE™re doing with your life, something tells me itâE™s not because becoming a bio-chemist wasnâE™t challenging enough. To cut her some slack, itâE™s not like sheâE™s claimedto be smart. But when you go on television and donâE™t even know that one of your clients is the governor of New York, that takesa special kind of stupid.
This girl next door might have made a bundle off of being blond and having giant fake tits. But, well, that still means sheâE™s just a blond with big fake tits. Even Hugh Hefner called Kendra âEśdazed and limited,âEť which I guess is a nice way of saying sheâE™s dumb as a ball of pubes. But if youâE™re so stupid that euphemisms donâE™t even work around you, itâE™s time to stop being on television. 
Brooke HoganLetâE™s face it, Brooke Hogan is lucky as hell she came out hot because sheâE™s sure as hell not going to get anywhere with ideas. Imean, she canâE™t even make the right decision when it comes to wearing a$$-less jean chaps. (Hint: You donâE™t wear them unless youâE™re auditioning for Brokeback Mountain 2.) But you canâE™t blame just her - the entire Hogan family has about as much brains between them as a Chia Pet. And If her father werenâE™t the most famous pro-wrestler on the planet, sheâE™d probably be knocked-up by a 37-year-old wino and working at a bowling alley.
Heidi MontagThis blond Beverly Hills bombshell might be one of the hottest girls to come out of reality TV, ever. But sheâE™s dumber than George BushâE™s a$$ cheek. First of all, she was a fashion design student, which doesnâE™t exactly scream âEśintellectual powerhouse.âEť Butthen she couldnâE™t even do that! So she dropped out, saying school wasnâE™t âEśchallenging enough,âEť which is just code for âEśI wantedto party and lay by the pool more.âEť
Things started to look up after Bolthouse Productions promoted her to âE~events planner.âE™ Then she got the boot from that. But thereally dumb part is that everything thatâE™s wrong in this girlâE™s life is because of her extra-retarded boyfriend, Spencer Pratt.Maybe if she were a single mom on welfare you might understand why she keeps going back to him. But not when you have more money than all of Detroit.
Britney SpearsThis chick is hilariously stupid. Everything she touches turns retarded. She shaves her head, video tapes herself doing drugs, marries FâE™ing Kevin Federline! I mean, câE™mon. She doesnâE™t even know how to take care of her children properly, and thatâE™s supposed to be at least half instinct. ItâE™s like sheâE™s huffing spray paint or something. YouâE™d think after touring around the world shewould have learned a little more thanâE¦well, weâE™re not sure she actually learned anything. At the rate BritneyâE™s going, letâE™s just say sheâE™s not gonna receive any honorary PhDs anytime soon.
Lauren Caitlin UptonThere is nothing I could say to convince you of why Lauren Caitlin Upton should be on this list more than she already said during her Miss Teen USA competition answer. ItâE™sâE¦.amazing. Now, you might say, âEśHey, she just had a brain fart.âEť But that answer wasnâE™t just a brain fart, that was her brain taking a dump on the stage. You just want to scream at her, âEśSTOP TALKING!âEť And when she doesnâE™t, all you can do is punch your face to make the idiocy go away.
Kelly PicklerThis âEśSmall Town GirlâEť might be the dumbest celebrity weâE™ve ever seen on TV. The country singer and former American Idol contestant might be ballsy, going from a roller-skating waitress at Sonic to an Idol star in no time. But wherever her balls start, herbrain ends. To see how bad it really is, just watch this video of her on âEśAre You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?âEť (ItâE™s even worse than Lauren Caitlin Upton trainwreck.) Before this hilariously bad performance, her fans might have been able to convince you sheâE™s actually a secret genius. But now, itâE™s hard to image how she gets through the day without wearing a helmet.
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